John, the world's only city morgue night watchman with a superhero for a right arm!
Life isn't easy when you're a disembodied head without skin.
You're an alien assassin with some work to do!
It's been a while, Clock Day. Nice to see you again. I've been okay, I'm moving away soon, and that's kind of scary. I made this for you, and I know you won't enjoy it, but I don't care, simply because I just don't care. With that, happy Clock Day, and to all a merry spamming.