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Here is just a small section of my favorite reviews ever! :D
This is a fail.
Is this supposed to even be a game? All you do is read reviews and your comment about it while you give 0 point medals for all of our efforts. Well for starters the font was an absolute terrible size and the screen was pretty fuzzy. Music was very crappy and annoying. Also you say that not all of the reviews were your and mikeys flashes but most of them were and making fun of them were a really bad choice because you can lose fans that way. Well it is not like you will gain fans from this flash anyway either. Also this shows how you rate reviews that are yours and it seems like you automatically vote helpful if it is a ten then go make fun of it later. This shows how much talent you posses in making flashes. Congratulations you FAIL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh my God! you're the biggest down syndrome I have ever heard of *facepalm
You pretty much read past reviews, stole lines EXACTLY from them and posted it in your own review? Wow... not only is that low and shows that you couldn't criticise me in your own words because this review is FAR too intellectual for somebody as slow minded as yourself :) (And that isn't a complient seeing how the review is still jam packed with bad punctuation and horrific grammar) You sure English is your 1st language? because you really suck balls at it. Get an English lesson and stop playing so much Sonic games k?
P.S seeing how you Blocked me (lol pussy) I can say this to you again...
"One night Haste000 was at home rubbing his small vagina to Sonic XXX Gay Hentai on his computer screen. "Oh... yeah... Urrmmm..." moaned Haste as he rubbed his putrid green vagina which was invaded by the sight of pimples.
Suddenly Haste's private time was interrupted with a knock on the door.
"HAIIZZ! ITSH SAWNICK!!" The blue prick said...
Haste's small vagina leaked pussy juice onto his potato sack he wore as casual clothing and said "Come in Sonic! I'm your Number 1 faggot!"
Sonic pushed open the door and whipped his errect blue penis out of his fur.
Haste began to flow pussy juice like a waterfall! he whispered to sonic while eying his cock "I want it up the ass..."
Sonic without delay rammed his massive erect, blue, juicy cock right up Haste's anus and they began to moan...
After 3 consecutive days of hardcore anal finally Sonic's penis began to produce semen...
"IMMAA GUNNA CUM HASTHEE!" Said Sonic with orgasmic pleasure!
"Oh... ye-yeah... go... for it babe...." Haste moaned as sonic's sperm was being pumped into his asscrack.
Sonic removed his penis from haste's sweaty anus and began to lick the leaked contents...
Haste moaned... "Tomorrow we'll have oral"
I'm going to put up shitty reviews and give people unapproved medals for their efforts!
But really now, most of these reviews are pretty much the ones every one gets every day.
The real hilarity is how you REACT in an overly angry "fuck you retarded asshole! ur rong my shit is gret n u suk cuz u no maek flash dummy!" mentality.
AND it proves you find "10" reviews helpful no matter what.
It also shows how poorly you can take criticism.
Anyways, you guys bitched at me for having "stolen graphics" that was just the bbs.
You seem to have gotten the art from the same place I did. (The download style guides page)
The button layout is inconsistent, which is probably a #1 priority in a game like this, with lots of next and back buttons you want to put them in the same spot exactly every frame. (Don't give me bullshit about "I can't the review gets in the way!" then find a way to fix it.)
The font also doesn't go well with the low quality buttons (vector text on bitmap images?) always make sure sprites have coordinates ending in .0 and modify > bitmap > trace bitmap small sprites to make them look cleaner.
My personal favorite reviews that I get are ones that highlight all the little things I put into the flash and pointing out what's wrong, and how I can improve.
Adding medals doesn't make a shit into gold.
And Mikey wonders why he doesn't get approved medals... (Games like these)
Are people really THIS stupid? These reviews aren't mine! 80% of the reviews are ones I came across in my time on Newgrounds.
Perhaps you didn't read the description or the name of the flash which was reviewed... Sad! Also I didn't "bitch" at you for using stolen graphics in the BBS, I said that it wasn't a good effort for the BBS awards and they put the wrong people in charge of it (I stick by the decision)
I see what you're saying and sure! I can take the critism and thank you for the pointers but seeing how you got 1/2 the wrong impression from this flash is just plain stupidity.
Hope you do replay it and realise what you and I are saying only 1/2 match.
Here's what you need to do...
1: Read what game it is from ok?
2: read the review and author's response
3: Then read my personal comment on it.
A retro-inspired 2D Action RPG set in the distant future (DEMO)
Travel the world on an epic shark lifting adventure!
What happens after the final boss is defeated?
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