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Dire Haven

rated 3.59 / 5 stars
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Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop

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Jul 28, 2011 | 5:39 PM EDT

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Survivalist 10 Points Beat the campaign!
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Author Comments

Naked people - naked people everywhere! Tired of being naked? Run through the traps to find a safe haven! There are 20 Campaign levels and 10 of the Expansion. The Expansion levels are ridiculously hard so we wouldn't recommend them to casual players.

There is a scoreboard for each mode you can submit your times to! Music can be muted under Options.

This game is a remake/sequel to the 2008 freeware title by independent game developer Sean Flannigan (radnom games). We hope you guys like this and have fun!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty damn good.

As someone who is a pretty huge baby about quitting games that are too hard, this one wasn't that bad, guys.

One level midway through the main campaign frustrated me a bit, but I pushed through and got over it.

Once you work through that, the lost levels were a breeze. There were a couple tricky levels that were fun to work through.

Response times on the jumping were spot-on, and who needs a story to tell us why we're naked? Just enjoy the delicious platforming action.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Crazy and awesome!

This was so sweet because you had no idea what was going to happen next. The weirdest thing was at the beginning where I didn't know where to go. In fact, I don't even think I even now know how I got out of that scenario. Anyway, the graphics in this are good and it's great how everything moves so smoothly. I can say it's the first game in awhile I've played where everyone was naked. It kind of makes you have pride in your nudity.

There were just so many things lurking around everywhere out to kill you. You had to really know how to manuever things and luckily, I'm good with games. It may be the first time I ever noticed a genre being "Hop and Bop". It sounds like a Dr. Seuss book. I don't think the different characters had different skills, but it's still cool to see them switch.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


i played it naked too, its like you read my mind...haha kidding...very fun

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


the game is very strange with the people being naked and all but all in all good game 9/10 4/5 oh and i got in the leaderboard


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A chuckle and a challenge

Bit mad really (in a good way) and - as lots of people have said - pretty tough. Didn't really want to play it forever, but controls were fluid and dying from the slammy spikey things was actually quite funny several times over. Not sure why! I think it might be because quite often they were hidden and had complex falling patterns so sometimes getting hit was a total surprise and getting past wasn't /always/ a case of just waiting for a drop and then running.
Having changing characters also helps add interest to an otherwise visually straightforward game. :)