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Dire Haven

rated 3.59 / 5 stars
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Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop

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Jul 28, 2011 | 5:39 PM EDT

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Survivalist 10 Points Beat the campaign!
Hard to Kill 50 Points Beat the lost levels!

Author Comments

Naked people - naked people everywhere! Tired of being naked? Run through the traps to find a safe haven! There are 20 Campaign levels and 10 of the Expansion. The Expansion levels are ridiculously hard so we wouldn't recommend them to casual players.

There is a scoreboard for each mode you can submit your times to! Music can be muted under Options.

This game is a remake/sequel to the 2008 freeware title by independent game developer Sean Flannigan (radnom games). We hope you guys like this and have fun!



Rated 4 / 5 stars

So, I took the time to beat about the Story Mode and the Expansion levels. This game doesn't need the naked angle. Without it, it'd be the same game, so it's unnecessary. I know Americans think random/spontaneous is funny, but not always. I wouldn't call it a 5 star game because the controls are really slippery. The game is hard enough. Adding the whacked out controls just makes it a bit unplayable. All in all, the game is good. I'm happy you didn't go the route of the unfair platformer.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Simple and fun

Fun game and nicely straightforward, the ice level in a shape of a U in the lost levels was cause for much frustration and was perhaps a little short, but other than that a whole bundle of fun


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not bad

Pretty fun, challenging game. It gets a little laggy when there's a lot of the grid things you can go behind, though.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Loved it.

It was simple, fun, challenging. And oh my god, those extra levels we're really hard. I love this kind of games, at the first second I started playing this I was like "Super Meat BOOOY!!!". I'm not such a fan of story or something, I'll always go for the gameplay. But I have to say, you've got some really good thing going on here, add some stupid or fun story, and you're done. Maybe some level creation for a further release or something. I have to admit it felt really short. Got trough the campaing and the expansion levels on less than 20-25 minutes. And please, people, stop being such whiny babys about it being too hard. "Oh noes this makes my computer lag and the jump lags on me" PFFFT, BULLSHIT.

In the end, awesome game, you could add some more music and make it longer, and it would be perfect. If you would add a "Level Creation" it would be top notch. ;D


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good game

The game was enjoyable like old school platformers go and was quite hard However the lost levels some of them wern't hard but cheap the WORST were you are stuck in a pit with no way out and you are expected to know there is a extemely EXTREMELY small gap on the platforms with spikes and you have to get on them.

Needless to say i beat the lost levels

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