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Dire Haven

rated 3.59 / 5 stars
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Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop

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Jul 28, 2011 | 5:39 PM EDT

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Survivalist 10 Points Beat the campaign!
Hard to Kill 50 Points Beat the lost levels!

Author Comments

Naked people - naked people everywhere! Tired of being naked? Run through the traps to find a safe haven! There are 20 Campaign levels and 10 of the Expansion. The Expansion levels are ridiculously hard so we wouldn't recommend them to casual players.

There is a scoreboard for each mode you can submit your times to! Music can be muted under Options.

This game is a remake/sequel to the 2008 freeware title by independent game developer Sean Flannigan (radnom games). We hope you guys like this and have fun!



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Nothing really new or interesting.

It's a platform game... and? Overall it looks a little too much like Super Meat Boy and is just as hard, but doesn't have as much interesting stuff. I can see your cheat sheet from here.

Oh, and using the Z key and Shift is kind of awkward. Why not Space and F?

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Dont get me wrong, its a decent Platformer, But thats all it is. A platformer with nekkid random ppl running into spikes, i give you that, but still nothing special.

Also as i tend to write to game developers / programmers: STOP USING THE FUCKING Z KEY. Do you have any friggin idea how far that key is away from shift or y on a german keyboard. Theres tons of other letters to use, so pls stick with wasd or something that is equal on all keyboards ffs.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


There's something about killing a naked person with buzz saws, spikes and pulverizers that makes this game awesome and quite worrying at the same time.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absolutely brilliant

Funny, challenging, and fast paced! Bloody perfect.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Just a thought...

I think you should make another medal for those who died 1000+ times in the process of beating this game. You could call it "death medal." You owe me for the pain and suffering you have caused me and my family. In any case the game was quite well done I enjoyed the nudity and the blood. Now sit there and think about what you have done.

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