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Jul 21, 2011 | 11:33 AM EDT
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Pen Award 5 Points Graciously lose the race
Notepad Award 10 Points Find the hidden announcers
Duck Award 25 Points Win the race on Normal
Falcon Award 25 Points Make the race last 10 minutes
D Award 50 Points Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Eye Award 50 Points Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Wheel Award 50 Points Win the race on Abnormal
Snake Award 100 Points Win the race on Hardcore
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Author Comments

EDIT: Holy cow! Front Page! Thank you so much, Newgrounds! I'm stunned with joy!

You've always wanted to win the big race. Now's your chance!

-Arrows to Move
-Click Off Screen to Pause

PS Can you find all the secrets? I seem to have lost them...

PPS Anyone want global high scores? I'm on the fence, but I'll implement them if the fans want them.

COMMENTARY: With "Feed the Children," I tried to make the simplest game that I could. I failed miserably. Three months after starting work and over a year after my last game was submitted, I present: "Feed the Children" for your viewing pleasure. All reviews are greatly appreciated!

Reviews


Fawie42Fawie42

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 25, 2011

Lolz

I got an A (batman logo) Perfect.
Even though I was just about 5 feet from finishing then entire thing when I got Falcon Punched into a polar bear. Why isn't there an A (batman logo) achievement?



bhc1123bhc1123

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 26, 2011

I got an F!

I got an f after i won! (pulled out the gun and shot everyone at the last leg of the race). Does F stand for Fuck Yeah!? Anyways, that was one of the best games ever, right next to you have to burn the rope.



whenfatpeoplefallwhenfatpeoplefall

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 23, 2011

OMG

I got an A+++ for killing everyone and winning a D for not shooting anyone and losing after 8 laps and an F for getting killed by a Zombie


DBuck-Eye responds:

That's really weird, cause you can't even get a D in this game...


lolypopkidlolypopkid

Rated 3 / 5 stars August 6, 2011

yo this game was funny lol

this game was fnny



FrogOfDrakojaFrogOfDrakoja

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 1, 2011

Misleading name only contributes to the absurdity.

Honestly, somehow I knew once that Warning popped up, I was in for more than just a race game.

The announcements just make it the best, though, especially "It's raining pianos! This is a deviation from our predicted forecast of cats and dogs with men interspersed!"

...and the boxing sharks were great on their own, the "FALCON PUNCH!" was just icing on the cake.

Overall, totally worth all the praise it got, fun, hilarious, and yet, still simple. I salute you.


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