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Jul 21, 2011 | 11:33 AM EDT
  • Daily 4th Place July 22, 2011

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Pen Award 5 Points Graciously lose the race
Notepad Award 10 Points Find the hidden announcers
Duck Award 25 Points Win the race on Normal
Falcon Award 25 Points Make the race last 10 minutes
D Award 50 Points Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Eye Award 50 Points Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Wheel Award 50 Points Win the race on Abnormal
Snake Award 100 Points Win the race on Hardcore
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Author Comments

EDIT: Holy cow! Front Page! Thank you so much, Newgrounds! I'm stunned with joy!

You've always wanted to win the big race. Now's your chance!

-Arrows to Move
-Click Off Screen to Pause

PS Can you find all the secrets? I seem to have lost them...

PPS Anyone want global high scores? I'm on the fence, but I'll implement them if the fans want them.

COMMENTARY: With "Feed the Children," I tried to make the simplest game that I could. I failed miserably. Three months after starting work and over a year after my last game was submitted, I present: "Feed the Children" for your viewing pleasure. All reviews are greatly appreciated!

Reviews


SoyJunitoCabronesSoyJunitoCabrones

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 13, 2013

When the commentator said I had a gun, I lost it. hahaha


DBuck-Eye responds:

You lost the gun? I didn't know that was possible...


Rickmaster01Rickmaster01

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 12, 2013

I...

*Puts on sunglasses*

Fed the children.

You know what? I give up with that pun.

But you shouldn't give up like I have. Keep going with more wacky games to feed my wackiness. I love you and your games, brother.


DBuck-Eye responds:

Don't give up on your dreams! I see you being the greatest punner in all the land, if you just try!


TetragrammatonTetragrammaton

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 12, 2013

One of the tings that makes your games so special is, that all the shit that happens around you, happens to the enemys as well. This gives room for so many hilarious moments and the "world" a certain depth. I guess you can build even more on that aspect for future games.

btw: Theres too few games of you! I would certainly pay money if you made a bigger one someday.


DBuck-Eye responds:

I absolutely agree with you about the enemy interactions. The times I laugh at my games are typically when I see an enemy get killed by the environment, when it just doesn't have a chance :)

As for the more games thing, I try to make games as often as possible, but they are a lot of work and I'm lazy. I'm trying to be better about it though, and I don't plan on stopping any time soon. Plus, it's always super nice to hear that someone wants more, so thank you for the kind words! :)


snakeykid1snakeykid1

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 11, 2013

good game! If you didn't know pressing multiple times after using the konami code changes the announcer and gets you the note pad award.


DBuck-Eye responds:

Well really, you just have to press "A" until you've seen them all. I think 2 years is enough time for that to not be a spoiler.


InittowinitInittowinit

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 11, 2013

A game that made me laugh, it's always a good game


DBuck-Eye responds:

I'm glad you laughed! :)