Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
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EDIT: Holy cow! Front Page! Thank you so much, Newgrounds! I'm stunned with joy!
You've always wanted to win the big race. Now's your chance!
-Arrows to Move
-Click Off Screen to Pause
PS Can you find all the secrets? I seem to have lost them...
PPS Anyone want global high scores? I'm on the fence, but I'll implement them if the fans want them.
COMMENTARY: With "Feed the Children," I tried to make the simplest game that I could. I failed miserably. Three months after starting work and over a year after my last game was submitted, I present: "Feed the Children" for your viewing pleasure. All reviews are greatly appreciated!
Reviews
Rated 3 / 5 stars August 6, 2011
yo this game was funny lol
this game was fnny
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 1, 2011
Misleading name only contributes to the absurdity.
Honestly, somehow I knew once that Warning popped up, I was in for more than just a race game.
The announcements just make it the best, though, especially "It's raining pianos! This is a deviation from our predicted forecast of cats and dogs with men interspersed!"
...and the boxing sharks were great on their own, the "FALCON PUNCH!" was just icing on the cake.
Overall, totally worth all the praise it got, fun, hilarious, and yet, still simple. I salute you.
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 31, 2011
Well...
Completely unexpected. Very nice and very original (I think). I'm gonna have that music stuck in my head for days now. Not that that's a bad thing...
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 31, 2011
OMFG
This is hilarous.
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 30, 2011
awesome game, a little buggy
cops glitch out and don't come out of the car after the first few times i played; the car just zooms off screen. also the boxing shark still makes the falcon punch sound sometimes after i killed it.