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Feed the Children

rated 4.10 / 5 stars
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Jul 21, 2011 | 11:33 AM EDT

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Pen Award 5 Points Graciously lose the race
Notepad Award 10 Points Find the hidden announcers
Duck Award 25 Points Win the race on Normal
Falcon Award 25 Points Make the race last 10 minutes
D Award 50 Points Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Eye Award 50 Points Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Wheel Award 50 Points Win the race on Abnormal
Snake Award 100 Points Win the race on Hardcore
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Author Comments

EDIT: Holy cow! Front Page! Thank you so much, Newgrounds! I'm stunned with joy!

You've always wanted to win the big race. Now's your chance!

-Arrows to Move
-Click Off Screen to Pause

PS Can you find all the secrets? I seem to have lost them...

PPS Anyone want global high scores? I'm on the fence, but I'll implement them if the fans want them.

COMMENTARY: With "Feed the Children," I tried to make the simplest game that I could. I failed miserably. Three months after starting work and over a year after my last game was submitted, I present: "Feed the Children" for your viewing pleasure. All reviews are greatly appreciated!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Optimus Prime is the best announcer. Huehuehuehue

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DBuck-Eye responds:

Yeah, he was my favorite too :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

fucking rolled when he pulled out the gun

DBuck-Eye responds:

The best part :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Cool game, I'm off to play the sequel. Hopefully it's as good as this one.

DBuck-Eye responds:

I'd like to think it's better :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

When the commentator said I had a gun, I lost it. hahaha

DBuck-Eye responds:

You lost the gun? I didn't know that was possible...


Rated 5 / 5 stars


*Puts on sunglasses*

Fed the children.

You know what? I give up with that pun.

But you shouldn't give up like I have. Keep going with more wacky games to feed my wackiness. I love you and your games, brother.

DBuck-Eye responds:

Don't give up on your dreams! I see you being the greatest punner in all the land, if you just try!