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All you have to do is reach the check point at the other side. That's not too hard, right? Just try to do it in the fewest number of lives possible if you can please.
Some of our testers have said: "is this another one of those games where you're a test subject and the computer is talking to you?" The answer is no. You are not a test subject, there is no computer.
We just wanted to taunt the hell out of you while you die over and over again. :)
Instructions are in game, press 'P' to pause. Avoid the hamburgers.
An unoriginal platformer with bad controls.
How was this given any awards at all? The controls are stiff and I feel like I have to force everything I do. Ducking is extremely delayed, there's only one song, and its not even that enjoyable. The animation is mediocre and its just another goddamn stick figure. The level design and gameplay is uninspired and repetitive. Its like you didn't give a shit. The graphics never change. Everything is monotonous and boring.
At least its playable.... but who would want to?
semi ok game
The main issues lie in the sluggish nonresponsive controls and the really easy difficaulty.
game its good but there miner problem
so i like the game but the bad problem is that its bored so the game ain't to hard even for challenge if they fix to alot of challenge then the game will be alot of preview
Hell it was hard!
But not impossible for me, unlike some other crap flash games I've played... I feel this game was meant to be frustrating, which succeded at this part. BUT there are a few things that need to be fixed. Example, when you're STANDING on the floor if you're right next to the wall the character will do a wall jump... WTF?
An other one I found is when you press the jump button EXACTLY at the same time you touch the wall there won't be any jump and you'll simply fall... And finally, those damn dragon things, they're too damn fast; slow them slightly and it should be just fine.
A few tips for your gamming:
If you get a lag simply rightclick the screen and choose quality and click low, that should get rid of the lag.
If those taunts are annoying you and you don't have enough willstrenght to not read them just scroll the explorer to the point where you can't see the taunts, there are very few times when you need to see the whole screen.
Finally, just keep trying, sometimes you just gotta find the best timing instead of going fast.
Shoot swords, teleport and don't mess with the turtles
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