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Jul 12, 2011 | 8:06 AM EDT
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The Newgrounds (Xin Di) internet webpage company present an informative series on the teaching of a Chinese Language. He is very simple, so lazy American people can learn this useful world language.

These lesson is for the Mandarin (world language), not Cantonese (the People's language).

Chinese for Lazy American People
Lesson 1 : The important Chinese Tone.

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10,000 thank you for Front Page ... Chinagrounds is good place to learn important lesson.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


I learn alot from this all my 10 to mao

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RicePirate responds:

Yes, Mao takes your 10, nomnomnom ... he also dictates that you come to NYC and drink beer in August


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Useful and hilarious

Best lesson should come and teach in my university.

RicePirate responds:

Send this to your Chinese Prof.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


i know this is supposed to be a learning experience, but i just couldn't concentrate myself with that dude talking like that all the time hahaha.

There are 4 major tones and 1 more:

Tone 1: Stay on the same level of sound, like when people die at hospital (pieeeep)
Tone 2: Only go up like horny American man thingthang
Tone 3: Go down and up like dead body in river
Tone 4: Just go down like yo mama
Tone 5: ???

Very funny man.
Me think you lazy chinese people need to learn speak english first.

AND Americans don't need to learn chinese, they actually need to learn hispanic. Why, because all the mexicans crossing borders (true fact) and most of them work in public businesses in America. While they can't speak english, what forces you as a American to order a burger and french fries in hispanic.

So that's a tip for next one.
Keep it up!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Me no rike dis...

Why you comment on everyting meesa say? What, you gotta de probrem with de ray I tark? Me speaka de Chineses ranguage. Furk yu, furk yu in de asshole! Ok I'm gonna stop before I pee my pants from laughter. Overall that was pretty informative, unless of course you were making that all up, but don't worry, I belive what you're teaching is legitimately useful to a constructive and very mature audience like the one here on Newgrounds. :P

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RicePirate responds:

I'd love to hear what the Chinese population of NG has to say about it. The teachings are all legit, however, I'm curious how they feel about the delivery :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This was awesome

Best lesson ever. Very informative. Atleast I know what I'm at risk of accidently saying if I don't use the proper tone!

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