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Meet the African-Irish, one of nine playable character classes in Hat Fortress 2.
Role: Protect trees
Weapons: Mountain Dew / Foghorn / 20lbs of Pussy and Ass
African-Irish grew up in a tar pit near Dublin. Being the only African-Irish in Dublin, he soon had to move out otherwise civil rights tribunal would sue his parents for smoking blunt during Hitler's birthdays.