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Jun 20, 2011 | 2:22 PM EDT

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***WARNING*** Very adictive!! You will spend a million hours playing!

When THAT vending machine fooled Mike Shadow it was the begining of the Apocalypse! Hit the vending machine to be the strongest machine destroyer in the world! Collect money, upgrade your skills, use weapons, magic, cheerleaders and much more.


- Over 120 upgrades!
- Upgrade your base stats "Patience", "Stress", "Critical Chance" and "Money Chance" with 10 levels for each.
- Normal attacks include weapons, magic, natural disasters and much more!
- Bonuses to increase your strength and other stats!
- Special attacks with **too much** devastating power!
- Premium features only for main sponsor offer the most incredible and powerfull skills.
- Complete scores & stats system
- 15 achievements
- Highscores



Rated 5 / 5 stars



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Only reason its not a 10

As Smithman said before me trying to click each move is a bit annoying, maybe not a queue deal is needed but hotkeys at least would make gameplay easier.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Ive been playin this game for hours haha i dont even know wats driving me to keep goin lol but who ever made it did a great reminds me of the game somewhere else on newgrounds....the one where you gotta blast the turtle....I played tht one till i had bought all the upgrades n i couldnt blast tht little turtle any this is just lik tht game except my upgrades are to fuck this vending machine up lmao. I love this game man. I wont stop till every upgrade is mine n i cant fuck this vending machine up anymore lol


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

WAAAY too much fun!

This was really fun and I enjoyed this game a lot! However I one suggestion would be an instant queue so I don't have waste my precious patience points trying to hit the next button as soon as my last one finished.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


such a simple plot but yet so many different combinations. only complain that you have to pay to get all the upgrades