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**Update Fixed the issue with the play button becoming unresponsive
*Slower computers will need to run this on low quality (hit q)!

Here is our entry for the Game Jam 5, with the theme 'Literature'!

Due to my illiteracy I could only think of a kids tale!

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

Scattered around the house, she saw porridge and chairs, and she was all "shewt, I'm hawngry as hell and want to break something." Which is what she proceeded to do...

Reviews


bpipesbpipes

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 22, 2011

yay!

I win!



AgentofDarknessAgentofDarkness

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 22, 2011

Loved it.

The game was much harder than I was expecting it to be. The difficulty made the game a lot more fun. I loved how the pedo-bear was hiding under the bed in the sketch at the end. Also, the 'speed' boost was an interesting addition. Very good job sir!



PenguinOnDopePenguinOnDope

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 23, 2011

I Like it.

Why Are People Complaining about The Overwhelming Difficulty? I Managed To Beat It First Time And You Probably Only Find It Difficult Because Your Patience And Logic Does Not Extend To More Than A 10 Year Old's.



EpicNorriSEpicNorriS

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 27, 2011

Awesome!

Simple and entertaining. Very fun with some humor. Keep the good work.



flyingnunflyingnun

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 22, 2011

not a bad game BUUUUT

motherfuckin tweaker bear.