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**Update Fixed the issue with the play button becoming unresponsive
*Slower computers will need to run this on low quality (hit q)!
Here is our entry for the Game Jam 5, with the theme 'Literature'!
Due to my illiteracy I could only think of a kids tale!
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.
Scattered around the house, she saw porridge and chairs, and she was all "shewt, I'm hawngry as hell and want to break something." Which is what she proceeded to do...
This is a good game but...
The difficulty Is overwhelming And why do you slow down adn teh bears get faster once you get down to the last 2 bowls of poridge? At least have some Compassion
c'mon. i only stayed in the radius for 2 sec and i die. the bear didn't even catch me
Good game but you can't fuckin win
This would be coo if I can fuckin win it. The bears are fast, and why is they viewing bubble to wide? I hate when they all com in one direction. Not only do you have to eat the poridge but you have to smash chairs too.
I got eaten, even though there was a table between us.
The bears are too fast and it takes a year to eat the damn porridge and the munching noise she makes makes me want to punch a baby.
Every episode features a different video game stereotype!
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