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    NG Game Jam 5 Teams had to make games based on literary classics.

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**Update Fixed the issue with the play button becoming unresponsive
*Slower computers will need to run this on low quality (hit q)!

Here is our entry for the Game Jam 5, with the theme 'Literature'!

Due to my illiteracy I could only think of a kids tale!

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

Scattered around the house, she saw porridge and chairs, and she was all "shewt, I'm hawngry as hell and want to break something." Which is what she proceeded to do...



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Alright game

It was funny, and oddly enough reminded me of American McGee's Alice, but the gameplay was still lacking and if you happen to get eaten, then you're forced to restart.

If the game would've had lives/a continue feature, the rating would've easily been a 8 or 9.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I Liked This Game But It Was Pretty Short. It Would Be Much Better If There Were Levels Though


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good game, just a few play through problems

First things first- I enjoyed this game a lot, and as it is part of the Game Jam, it works very well. That said, two problems.
1) You should make it clearer that you can't go outside, like the Bears can. It gets too easy to get trapped if the player doesn't recognize that fact.
2) It is also too easy to get trapped when the Bears are coming from two directions. At that point it becomes practically impossible to win. And as there patterns seem to be random, it is hard to avoid this situation.
However- the game was simple controls and easy to use. A little more work, and it would deserve a 9 on my scale.

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SantoNinoDeCebu responds:

Hah you reminded me, I completely forgot to add a ''you can't go outside'' message when you try!

Yeah there is alot of randomness involved so there may be a playthrough that is impossible, or other times you might brisk through it! I might update this to be more fine tuned at some point..


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Well this is mildly entertaining.
The graphics are still cool though.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty Good

I, personally, enjoyed it. It was very enjoyable, but that little bear is to dam fast :D. Also some things I'd change: Instead of where if u stand to long in their radius they get u, make an alert bar where if u stand to long in their radius they will chase u until they lose sight, its almost the same, but would make it a tad bit less annoying. Also at the beginning when u first take a bite into the poridge the bear says "Bitch be eatin all our our poridge." poridge is said twice. still very fun game, good job on making it.

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