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Jun 19, 2011 | 10:19 PM EDT

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    NG Game Jam 5 Teams had to make games based on literary classics.

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**Update Fixed the issue with the play button becoming unresponsive
*Slower computers will need to run this on low quality (hit q)!

Here is our entry for the Game Jam 5, with the theme 'Literature'!

Due to my illiteracy I could only think of a kids tale!

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

Scattered around the house, she saw porridge and chairs, and she was all "shewt, I'm hawngry as hell and want to break something." Which is what she proceeded to do...



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Bitch Be Eating all are porridge

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


lol time consuming and difficult... but fun none the less... the commentary was humorous and the silly music in the background was a nice touch.. lol


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good for 3 days

but u could of done better :p


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

haha nice game

the way u use the story is good :), btw if u can make the dieing scence i will give you 10 :D, good game and a chanlenge one at that thanks for your work


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

It was easy!

just eat 4 porridges and u cant break the chairs, eat the last two as u smash the chairs. once uve eaten all the porridges and broken all the chairs, go to their bed and sleep and YOU WIN!
TIP: wen the bears are goin towards u, just go to wer dey went. i dey run to u, run to them until ur out of der sight range.

oh and they wer fast so i gave it a 9 ^_^