We don't actually act like this but it's funny to watch.
Follow the lives of these wild teens as they do crazy things!
Behold, it's Captain Low-Rez! 25 pixels of spacefaring courage!
**Update Fixed the issue with the play button becoming unresponsive
*Slower computers will need to run this on low quality (hit q)!
Here is our entry for the Game Jam 5, with the theme 'Literature'!
Due to my illiteracy I could only think of a kids tale!
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.
Scattered around the house, she saw porridge and chairs, and she was all "shewt, I'm hawngry as hell and want to break something." Which is what she proceeded to do...