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**Update Fixed the issue with the play button becoming unresponsive
*Slower computers will need to run this on low quality (hit q)!
Here is our entry for the Game Jam 5, with the theme 'Literature'!
Due to my illiteracy I could only think of a kids tale!
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.
Scattered around the house, she saw porridge and chairs, and she was all "shewt, I'm hawngry as hell and want to break something." Which is what she proceeded to do...
Good game but you can't fuckin win
This would be coo if I can fuckin win it. The bears are fast, and why is they viewing bubble to wide? I hate when they all com in one direction. Not only do you have to eat the poridge but you have to smash chairs too.
The bears are too fast and it takes a year to eat the damn porridge and the munching noise she makes makes me want to punch a baby.
Got all the porridge and broke all the chair but then what do I do
you go to bed!
I want to like it but unforgivingly difficult
-made me laugh
-good concept really makes me want to like it
-controls work well enough
-the difficulty, once the bears get fast the game becomes an ultimate challenge why im not normally one to complain about difficulty this was unfair most of the time, the bears get so fast avoiding them becomes impossible and if you are in one room and papa bear walks in and mama bear is on the other side you have no chance to survive
-you can get stuck on to many objects and be killed cheaply
-Papa bears circle is too big if your trapped in a room with pap bear blocking you you can't escape even on full speed
I really want to like this game and when i started and Papa bear yelled about goldilocks eating the porridge i laughed but then i was unfairly killed killed over and over again and i just couldn't like it. Good game for the amount of time you had to make it but if you ever revisit this game just take away the randomness and make things alittle easier
I Liked This Game But It Was Pretty Short. It Would Be Much Better If There Were Levels Though
Behold, it's Captain Low-Rez! 25 pixels of spacefaring courage!
Meet George, a small, angry, prejudiced dog.
Have tea party and disco dance and sexy experiment!
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