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  • NG Game Jam 5
    NG Game Jam 5 Teams had to make games based on literary classics.

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**Update Fixed the issue with the play button becoming unresponsive
*Slower computers will need to run this on low quality (hit q)!

Here is our entry for the Game Jam 5, with the theme 'Literature'!

Due to my illiteracy I could only think of a kids tale!

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

Scattered around the house, she saw porridge and chairs, and she was all "shewt, I'm hawngry as hell and want to break something." Which is what she proceeded to do...

Reviews


bLAck9bLAck9

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

It was easy!

just eat 4 porridges and u cant break the chairs, eat the last two as u smash the chairs. once uve eaten all the porridges and broken all the chairs, go to their bed and sleep and YOU WIN!
TIP: wen the bears are goin towards u, just go to wer dey went. i dey run to u, run to them until ur out of der sight range.

oh and they wer fast so i gave it a 9 ^_^



cadash123cadash123

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

dah stupid bullshit

this is fucking inpossible though th artwork was good ill givit a 3



RyxysRyxys

Rated 1 / 5 stars

this is not really all that great

I find the bears are way too fast not to mention if they come at you from all angles for no reason at all. If you get caught between two of them it is game over. the controls seem a little slugish and the music is one god awful loop. There is no safe spot to stop in the game to think out a way around them if they had a pattern.
The art is ok, but most of the animations are just bland. Goldy looks like she is giving a bj whenever she is eating the crud.
Next time try making the game a bit easier and work on getting in some more music.



kandydreamskandydreams

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Good game but you can't fuckin win

This would be coo if I can fuckin win it. The bears are fast, and why is they viewing bubble to wide? I hate when they all com in one direction. Not only do you have to eat the poridge but you have to smash chairs too.



kenny49kenny49

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

....

The bears are too fast and it takes a year to eat the damn porridge and the munching noise she makes makes me want to punch a baby.