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Jun 19, 2011 | 10:19 PM EDT

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  • NG Game Jam 5
    NG Game Jam 5 Teams had to make games based on literary classics.

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**Update Fixed the issue with the play button becoming unresponsive
*Slower computers will need to run this on low quality (hit q)!

Here is our entry for the Game Jam 5, with the theme 'Literature'!

Due to my illiteracy I could only think of a kids tale!

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

Scattered around the house, she saw porridge and chairs, and she was all "shewt, I'm hawngry as hell and want to break something." Which is what she proceeded to do...

Reviews


SpikeVallentineSpikeVallentine

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hahahah

this is funny and charmning!

look. I didn't beat it yet, but i'll try many more times some other time.

This is so funny. I like how the bears complain when you eat their food.
And the music is peaceful while the atmosphere is vulgar, HAHHAAH.
And the speed saved my life once! HAHAH SO FUNNNNNNNYYYYY



Advertise-PlayAdvertise-Play

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Sorry the idea hurts me.

As your game is based on a children story, it refresh the trauma that I've got at these times in the 90's from the Doki-Doki Panic for famicom disk system!

I don't feel like pulling out a veggie suddenly! =(



CharfanCharfan

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Nice concept.

I got eaten, even though there was a table between us.



SoulsCollectorSoulsCollector

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

haha nice game

the way u use the story is good :), btw if u can make the dieing scence i will give you 10 :D, good game and a chanlenge one at that thanks for your work



flyingnunflyingnun

Rated 5 / 5 stars

not a bad game BUUUUT

motherfuckin tweaker bear.