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**Update Fixed the issue with the play button becoming unresponsive
*Slower computers will need to run this on low quality (hit q)!
Here is our entry for the Game Jam 5, with the theme 'Literature'!
Due to my illiteracy I could only think of a kids tale!
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.
Scattered around the house, she saw porridge and chairs, and she was all "shewt, I'm hawngry as hell and want to break something." Which is what she proceeded to do...
lol time consuming and difficult... but fun none the less... the commentary was humorous and the silly music in the background was a nice touch.. lol
this is funny and charmning!
look. I didn't beat it yet, but i'll try many more times some other time.
This is so funny. I like how the bears complain when you eat their food.
And the music is peaceful while the atmosphere is vulgar, HAHHAAH.
And the speed saved my life once! HAHAH SO FUNNNNNNNYYYYY
Sorry the idea hurts me.
As your game is based on a children story, it refresh the trauma that I've got at these times in the 90's from the Doki-Doki Panic for famicom disk system!
I don't feel like pulling out a veggie suddenly! =(
I got eaten, even though there was a table between us.
Dear Missus Bin, what have you done to your friends?
It’s Gideon and Reed’s first escape room and it’s gonna be a blast!
Old-school parody RPG with an epic plot.
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