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Jun 19, 2011 | 10:19 PM EDT

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    NG Game Jam 5 Teams had to make games based on literary classics.

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**Update Fixed the issue with the play button becoming unresponsive
*Slower computers will need to run this on low quality (hit q)!

Here is our entry for the Game Jam 5, with the theme 'Literature'!

Due to my illiteracy I could only think of a kids tale!

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

Scattered around the house, she saw porridge and chairs, and she was all "shewt, I'm hawngry as hell and want to break something." Which is what she proceeded to do...



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty Good

I, personally, enjoyed it. It was very enjoyable, but that little bear is to dam fast :D. Also some things I'd change: Instead of where if u stand to long in their radius they get u, make an alert bar where if u stand to long in their radius they will chase u until they lose sight, its almost the same, but would make it a tad bit less annoying. Also at the beginning when u first take a bite into the poridge the bear says "Bitch be eatin all our our poridge." poridge is said twice. still very fun game, good job on making it.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

well done

Visually good, and set with a good increasing difficulty. A unique and enjoyable game. Great for game jam.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Go to sleep and you win

I can't wait for the sequel. The Three Bears 2: Wrath of the Pedobear

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Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Wtf is this s***

I got bored in about... 5 seconds, the bears look like there on crack, they go at like 5 mph, and you walk (Yet alone, eat) at like 2 mph, also the graphics would be good, if the other things didnt go in with there crappyness, I only gave this one cause of the background. A huge Piece of s***.

1/10 Review Stars, 1/5 Vote Stars.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good for 3 days

but u could of done better :p