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**Update Fixed the issue with the play button becoming unresponsive
*Slower computers will need to run this on low quality (hit q)!
Here is our entry for the Game Jam 5, with the theme 'Literature'!
Due to my illiteracy I could only think of a kids tale!
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.
Scattered around the house, she saw porridge and chairs, and she was all "shewt, I'm hawngry as hell and want to break something." Which is what she proceeded to do...
This game is very funny and kind of cute! Play as Goldilocks the one who "be eating all their porridge!" Hit Space bar to begin and stop eating the porridge as the bears move around with circles as their range to see you and catch you! You must gather enough strength to complete your goal (and go to bed in the homicidal house!).
I found it kind of a relief that the bears' running around is kind of random and they have multiple entry points leaving you with not too many situations where you get eaten. . . at the same time it is challenging because they can show up anywhere! My tip is you don't have to depend on the "speed" power-up as they seem more random versus where the food and chairs are, which are at fixed points (plus baby bear has the smallest range circle; you can rush past him near tables, etc. and he doesn't seem to notice you most of the time!).
Ahah, this game is so addicting! XD
yesterday i played this for an hour and nothing today i winged it and right away won wtf!!
and haha pedobear =D
Bitch Be Eating all are porridge
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As DD's story comes to a close, another looms from the not-so-distant shadows....
Blast at rockets with awesome graphics and music
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