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Jun 10, 2011 | 12:25 PM EDT

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Author Comments

This is a racing game like no other, dear comrade! You will run automatically once the race starts - your job is to kick, bite, and bribe at just the right times to get ahead! Make the motherland proud!

You'll use up stamina as you do different actions, so make sure to catch your breath from time to time and to click on stray food to get energy back.

The gameplay is sort of like fighting in World of Warcraft, only for racing rather than fighting.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Ahah! Great game.

Very original! I like the style and the unique setting.

Unfortunately, I can't beat the Patriotic Race :(

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


The game is great and got easily hooked into it. It was very balanced as well when it came to racing, in terms of winning or losing I mean. I liked how you use whatever you can as you go, much like strategy and quick thinking.

I especially loved the look you went with, using real pictures and animation looks great with this game, and it gave me some laughs too.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


This game is so fucking hilarious. Pat yourself on the back comrade.

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