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May 22, 2011 | 1:13 PM EDT
  • Daily 5th Place May 23, 2011

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Author Comments

*uses the new NG Ad / Medals API* so it might take some tweaking

5/23/11 - occasionally jesus' head will freeze. This is a bug and it probably will never be fixed tho cause this was a 2 day project and that bug is kind of rare so, enjoy beating jesus very easily if you come across that bug. lol


God has finally come to earth and taken with him all those who deserve to be taken up to his kingdom. Darnell has racked up too many sins and is left as the lone inhabitant of earth.


This game was made in two days so its fairly short and dumb.

Like the rapture itself, this didnt get done exactly when it was supposed to but oh well, its not the end of the world!

We hope you enjoy it while you wait to be taken up to heaven! See ya there.

Controls : [A] slide [S] fire [Arrow keys] movement.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not to difficult,good way to kill 10 minutes

The jesus only has 3 attacks, it's pretty simple to beat without getting hit once you get the pattern down, first the basic down shot, just slide from it, then the crosses, they go whereever your standing and you can shoot them, easy to avoid if you just watch them coming down, then the triple head lasers, stand in them iddle and shoot the middle head, wait for the right to shoot then slide to it and shoot that one.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Die Jesus Die!!

Let's kill that son of a b****. i mean, son of God... now i'm confused.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I love yer games luis

Whenever I look at those crosses my eyes ignite. You should make a jew-friendly version


Rated 5 / 5 stars


did i just see jesus sniff pico?

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It was okay

A good quick burst of fun, looked nice and sounded nice. Could have been a bit longer but it has the potential to be made into a larger flash game.