Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.19 / 5.00 15,265 ViewsYo it's my last game ever, goodbye, see you on the other side.
Play as Jesus in this very special edition of Harold Camping's RAPTURE: the game. Fly straight to earth to deliver rapture to the people, or be destroyed again at the hands of earth's militaristic regime. The fate of the believers is in your hands!
Click to shoot when jesus is glowing to fire a Holy Cross BOLT
Made in less than one day, Programmed by VicBiss, art by Tyler
love, US <3
Reviews
Rated 4 / 5 stars May 23, 2011
Cool but...
I kinda wish that the fly down scrolled all the way to impacting with the earth. it would have been at least 20% cooler.
Rated 4 / 5 stars May 22, 2011
"Enjoy Hell, Teehee!"
Actually I am deeply offended by this game and will go and bring Mr. Camping front stage and center to defend what was obviously a very profound and rational truth! And here he is! Misssteeeerrrr Caammmmp..... uh, Mister Camping? Mister Camping? Where is he? What do you mean he can't be seen or heard from since yesterday? Was he the only one raptured? He said he would take me with him!!!
(Great game, liked the music)
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 23, 2011
The Local Pastor, Owes Me $200 Once Again.
Anyway, this game was okay, but it was not as unique as the little description on the front page led me to believe. All you do is just fly downwards, top down shooter style, and shoot crosses at the nuclear missiles. Shoot enough of them, and you win. That's about it. The real fun about the game though, is the parody, because as of now, May 21st has past, and I am still sitting at this computer, typing this message. I still have yet to turn into primordial tang.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 23, 2011
The Rapture has never been this much fun!
Seriously, Newgrounds does an awesome job when it comes to stupid shit like this and make fun of it to no end. Though to be fair I thought the rapture was a fun way to express my feelings towards friends by saying funny shit.
But I digress That said great job!
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 24, 2011
-_-
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