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May 20, 2011 | 5:22 AM EDT
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Velociraptorism is no laughing matter. When a third of mankind devolves into these prehistoric flesh eaters you'll be WISHING it was a Zombie Apocalypse.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMV! (=O My Velociraptor!)

"Get a Gun Son" - a doctor's job... it's multitasking! Cure people and shoot Velociraptors!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


this is the greatest i laughed all day!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

XKCD was right!

Quick! Everybody go back to the word problems and diagrams before it's too late!


This was great, man. It's flipping hilarious that the man doesn't even seem to notice that he's turning into a bipedal killing machine. I think the only way this could get any worse is if we replaced the sudden raptors with DEATHCLAWS. Even then, that's a funny one. Thank you so much for that.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

this was actually good!!

this is not at all what i thought it was.(you don't want to know, trust me) lucky me!! the graphics were okay but i'm not subtracting points for that because the comedy made up for it and and the voices were great to say the least!! you did an awesome job!! I started laughing the moment i saw the doctor freak out!! this is like jurassic park mixed with resident evil!! and i thought zombies were bad!! if you had to choose between a large group of zombies and one, JUST ONE, velociraptor, i guarantee you, you will choose the zombies!! you can run, even escape a group of slow zombies but you can't out run a velociraptor!! just try to think you can out run a velociraptor!! it's the last thought you will ever have!! don't shun or hate me!! i'm just stating the facts!!(i do that sometimes)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Thats was well funny