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May 20, 2011 | 5:22 AM EDT
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Velociraptorism is no laughing matter. When a third of mankind devolves into these prehistoric flesh eaters you'll be WISHING it was a Zombie Apocalypse.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Woah :o

Well done 10 Ton!(That Rhymed ><) that was a great flash movie,and to hear some accents with the voice acting was pretty cool too. i dont know if this is your first flash or what,but it was a bit short,so IMO,you should make them longer,if just little by little. once again,great job!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny, yet offensive.

As a final-stage Velociraptorism patient, I fail to see the problem. No longer do I have to worry about servings of vegetables, as it is now socially acceptable to dine exclusively on bacon. It doesn't seem to affect my social skills, although due to my new raptor vocal chords, true verbal communication is impossible. Thankfully, I have purchased a computer similar to the one used by Stephen Hawking, and am now capable of communication.

The only real problem is that now I'm constantly shedding feathers, so my floors require constant sweeping, which is a bit of a chore without opposable thumbs.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That's not funny

My brother did die of velociraptorism >:(


Rated 5 / 5 stars

velociraptorism is real.

yesterday my dad and mom got velociraptorism and im developing a case. I donated as many wepons and as mush money as I could to help other victims like me.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

They're coming

My brother has already been killed by a man with Velociraptorism. I donated 2 euro to help. I hope it did something