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May 20, 2011 | 5:22 AM EDT
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Velociraptorism is no laughing matter. When a third of mankind devolves into these prehistoric flesh eaters you'll be WISHING it was a Zombie Apocalypse.

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OuterPaceOuterPace

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I can connect...

My fiancee has velociraptorism in her vocal chords...


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MeechaMeecha

Rated 5 / 5 stars

POP QUIZ

The velociraptor spots you 40 meters away and attacks, accelerating at 4 m/s^2 up to its top speed of 25 m/s. When it spots you, you begin to flee, quickly reaching your top speed of 6 m/s. How far can you get before you're caught and devoured?

You are at the center of a 20m equilateral triangle with a raptor in each corner. The top raptor has a wounded leg and is limited to a top speed of 10 m/s. The raptors will run toward you. At what angle should you run to maximize the time you stay alive?

Raptors can open doors, but they are slowed by them. Using the floor plan on the next page, plot a route through the building, assuming raptors take 5 minutes to open the first door and halve the time for each subsequent door. Remember, raptors run at 10 m/s and they do not know fear.

XKCD taught me all I know.


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zatrip14zatrip14

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Angry birds

if you listen carefully you can hear the secratery playing angry birds


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brunosxsbrunosxs

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm glad someone thoght about that

The message is of ultimate importance. I'm so glad someone started doing something about it, I mean, which of us don't know someone that will problaby contract it?

Good animation, art, voice, and funny... why not a 10?

Oh wait, I gave it a 10...


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stevereddsteveredd

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

really good

that was nice! animation looked good and was executed well.