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One day, Bitchslap Dan got lost en route to QC and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely cold man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing east, and listing his instructions.

'You take a left after' 7 yards, go past the monster - be careful it's a bit dark on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 10 feet until you come across the werewolf sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty eerie at this time of night.

With that, Bitchslap Dan tipped Bloody hat to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his bad-ass truck. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled fearsome and cast aside his disguise, and revealed that he was in fact Tom Fulp! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!

Good generator game.

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Kratos had just finished Wife semester at The Smoke Town University. Kratos was ready for the Darktime and had plans to fly to Tower of Babel and stay for 56 weeks to kill. Sadly Kratos was tricked and ended up in Temple of Nivelheim where the evil Crow had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Spider. Kratos met Chaos and they kill together.

They were very dead when they found the stupid Yoyo of Nightmares that would destroy the Crow once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Steak until Midnight. When suddenly a hypnotized earthquake started to destroy Temple of Nivelheim so the planes engines were slaving and they were off to a eaten vacation in Tower of Babel.

...WHAT!?

Hey all of you fuck, males I'm a female looking for a cum night out with you! I love to dick and I play tennis. I hope you're a 666 person cause we would be killing alll night long. We would do it like me and he after a night of cums. If you're not killa and ready to Troll then don't bother.

Space Poem

My Story:

One day, John got lost en route to International Space Station and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely Beautyfull man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing Earth Orbit, and listing his instructions.

'You take a left after' 33 yards, go past the Sky - be careful it's a bit quiet on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for Far Away until you come across the Space Cow sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Starry at this time of night.

With that, John tipped Helmet to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Space Shuttle. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Playfull and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact Peter! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!

So sad... So true.

Krutches had just finished His semester at The Tulsa University. Krutches was ready for the Fall and had plans to fly to Sex Shop and stay for 9 weeks to Ran. Sadly Krutches was tricked and ended up in SOE HQ where the evil Mongoose had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Cheetah. Krutches met Tom Fulp and they Ran together.

They were very Big when they found the Spicy Donkey that would destroy the Mongoose once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Spaghetti until Noon. When suddenly a Slippery earthquake started to destroy SOE HQ so the planes engines were Fucking and they were off to a Stinky vacation in Sex Shop.