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Go on a wild journey to find milk in this humorous oldschool RPG!
If you've ever played a Monkey Island game, you'll feel right at home.
Stuck somewhere? Check out the walkthrough here:
WASD or Arrow Keys to move.
Spacebar to interact with characters / use dialogue options.
Mouse to select Pause/Inventory/Objective menus.
Update May 10: Fixed the walkthrough button in game (used to say Wlktrg or something)
Update May 10: Woo, front page! Glad everyone is loving the game!
Short but sweet!
I really liked this and was sad when it was over, I liked the fact that there wasn't any battles (RPGs can overdo fighting imho) but looking forward to a sequel!
I enjoyed this game! My favorite form was the skimpy lady, and I like how I turned purple (as the lady) when I said I wanted to be good looking! I'm gonna have to play this game about a hundred times JUST to get all the different looks! Make that sequel my rival was talking about!!!
This game reminds me of Earthbound, Zelda, Final Fantasy (though I've never even PLAYED it), and a bunch of other oldschool RPGs, I guess that was the idea, huh?
Nice game, make more, blah blah blah, you probably get it already, am I overdoing this?
It was just fun!
Sweet and funny!
Keep em coming buddy!
This was so fun! It reminded me of my gameboy color games!
A retro-inspired 2D Action RPG set in the distant future (DEMO)
Travel the world on an epic shark lifting adventure!
What happens after the final boss is defeated?
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