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Go on a wild journey to find milk in this humorous oldschool RPG!
If you've ever played a Monkey Island game, you'll feel right at home.
Stuck somewhere? Check out the walkthrough here:
WASD or Arrow Keys to move.
Spacebar to interact with characters / use dialogue options.
Mouse to select Pause/Inventory/Objective menus.
Update May 10: Fixed the walkthrough button in game (used to say Wlktrg or something)
Update May 10: Woo, front page! Glad everyone is loving the game!
this game was awsome
Objective:Become a woman
Great game!Love it when you have a body change at the plant!Easter eggs are a little to easy to find other than that love it!You should make a quest for milk 2
i just played this game for the knight FOR MILK!?
This was really fun! :)
The darkly comedic strategy RPG continues.
Idle your way through the history of a Hero!
Help Andrew raise $5000 ASAP or else his inn will be demolished.
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