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Go on a wild journey to find milk in this humorous oldschool RPG!
If you've ever played a Monkey Island game, you'll feel right at home.
Stuck somewhere? Check out the walkthrough here:
WASD or Arrow Keys to move.
Spacebar to interact with characters / use dialogue options.
Mouse to select Pause/Inventory/Objective menus.
Update May 10: Fixed the walkthrough button in game (used to say Wlktrg or something)
Update May 10: Woo, front page! Glad everyone is loving the game!
I am impressed and Happy!
I always liked those small rpg's that consist of chaining objectives in a order to get faster and faster to your goal. This was funny in a way that many of the jokes involved actual logic to relate to other things, therefore some understanding humor there. I liked the style (classic RPG feel) and swiching to a girl at the end was one of those, Lol wut? moments...
all and all this game was Greatly made.
Nice job brah ;)
Fun and Comical Gameplay...
I love the style of this game, I hope you make more like it!
The humor in the game is chuckle-worthy and not the typical puns that invoke someone ot roll their eyes.
Was neat to be able to go back once you beat the game and look for the Easter Eggs.
All this stuff...
for milk? For turtle soup?
It's totally worth it.
It reminds me of The Legend of Zelda: The Lampshade of No Real Significance
I wouldn't even do this for milk!
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