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FINALIST for the Mochi Awards under MOST CREATIVE GAME and BEST SOUND
http://www.flashgamingsum mit.com/awards.html
I made Reimagine coz I was bored
SInce then my popularity's soared
But then it'll plummet
At Flash Gaming Summit
When I lose the Mochis award
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Reimagine first greets you with faceless celebrity caricatures hopping around the sides of a square, as you realize the GRAVITY of the situation. Everything around you... is part of the game.
From Super Meat Dress, to Double Rainbow Double Jumps, to The Bieber Booty Call, to iPad iGravity, to Groundbreaking Earthquakes, to Apple-ture Science ...
... To MUSICAL PARODIES such as Somewhere Are Double Rainbows, Tik Locke, and EMIN3M BIEB3R...
... To the twelve-ish cutscenes of animated havoc and hilarity...
... To the nine-ish minutes of original soundtrack...
... To the twelve medals that artificially create replay value...
... And to YOU.
The more challenges you complete, the more you can customize your own character in the CHARACTER MAKER. When all the challenges are done, you can play AS YOURSELF. IN. THE. GAME. ...And you realize...
Everything about the game... is part of you.
OHHHH DAYUMN
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Arrow keys to jump and move
Number keys to switch characters
Space is general action key.
You can reset a level through the Pause Menu, (Press P) as well as Mute, and change Quality.
And if you're still stuck after a minute of trying, don't worry, press S+K to skip the level.
It will still be there next time you come back. Waiting. Plotting. Calculating your next move, silently.
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EDIT: Misc fixes, and added two new unlockable Faces: Creeper & ZALGO.
EDIT: Level puzzles have been simplified, and character's walking speed is faster.
EDIT: You can press S+K to Skip Level after a minute of trying, because... well...
EDIT: Skip Cutscene button, misc fixes, and also FLUTTERSHY and RARITY in MCFDA12-8 and CharMaker.
EDIT: Portal Gun for the Character Maker... I can't believe I FORGOT that.
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Wallpapers, Comics, and Soundtrack:
thegame [dot] nutcasenightmare [dot] com
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 7, 2011
AWESOME!!!!!
Really challenging and hilarious!! With the hard achievements and insane levels this game should be on Xbox live and PSN! Good job!!
Rated 1 / 5 stars May 7, 2011
Boring and irritating.
Just what the title says. If you're going to have annoying unskippable cutscenes and boring unskippable title cards, you have to do better than just being trendy and making fun of popular stuff.
Rated 2 / 5 stars May 7, 2011
You tried too hard.
:The game: was good. Replaying :The game: was good. Reimagine :The game:? I wish you hadn't. This is pretty much a disgrace to the series. The originals had wit, good fun, and nothing too hard to get your head around... But this? It's a bunch of overused meme, bad physics and awful. You played too far from your field, and when I wasn't clipping/swimming through walls, I was complaining about the gravity or waiting for another intro to pop up. The games were overly annoying, and the animation was just awful, quality-wise, no. Content-wise, GOD YES. Where did all that wit and fun go? It seems to have gotten drowned away by all those awful internet fads. Now I have to say, there were some very good moments I can point out such as the moments where the minigames appeared (Though the earthquake one was purely luck based and unfair), or the witty outro screens came up, and jokes that were not spoiled by a meme appeared, but I shouldn't have to work for the good bits. It's like asking people to do a backflip to see the next minute and a half of the film in a cinema. Next time, stick to what made the originals good, not what made the internet bad. Oh, and NG users. Stop rating high just because it's in the :The game: series. You guys wouldn't have cheered other M... Would you?
[In short]: This is like the other M of the :The game: series. Pretty good, just with the unwanted access crap hanging off like a semi-severed limb. Just cut it off already.
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 7, 2011
About the hard levels...
I agree that the levels some of the levels were too hard, but thats because I didn't figure out the way to beat it. Once you do beat it, then its pretty much like a pattern you need to remember in order to get the achievements. I think the hardest was the one with obama and the tea bags.
Thumbs up for character creator and additional creeper face.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars May 7, 2011
HAhahaha
Dude I went into orbit around the unicorn horn circle haha