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May 6, 2011 | 1:57 AM EDT

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Like all good pornography there is no plot, the acting is terrible, and after watching it you'll feel mildly ashamed.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice tackle!

Your take on porno kills me with its creativity...


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

ahhahaah very creative

oh my god....i have lost my last scrap of innocence...


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Yep, I feel dirty

I don't think I'll look at patio furniture the same again, much less my scissors lol.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

talk dirty to me

Most good porn tends to be made into series; keeping this in mind, if Inanimate Pornography is to become a franchise (I sincerely hope it does), I want characters that talk dirty to me.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

super super....

creepy. it kinda made me laugh, but it's only good for a single laugh and... thats it. still you've made your point.