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Like all good pornography there is no plot, the acting is terrible, and after watching it you'll feel mildly ashamed.
Your take on porno kills me with its creativity...
ahhahaah very creative
oh my god....i have lost my last scrap of innocence...
Yep, I feel dirty
I don't think I'll look at patio furniture the same again, much less my scissors lol.
talk dirty to me
Most good porn tends to be made into series; keeping this in mind, if Inanimate Pornography is to become a franchise (I sincerely hope it does), I want characters that talk dirty to me.
creepy. it kinda made me laugh, but it's only good for a single laugh and... thats it. still you've made your point.
A short film about a park bench
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