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May 1, 2011 | 5:50 AM EDT

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PICO - (8==D) == 'THIS GAME'

Love You, Newgrounds!

()-)( GAME MANUAL )(-()

CLICK to SHOOT (you can hold it down)

*A* and *D* - Move Left and Right (respectively)

JUMP = *W*
DOUBLE JUMP = *W* (while in the air)

TIPS - Hit the Red-Headed Gentleman with your splooj until he is radiating with it. Then deflect one of his thrown butcher knifes back at him. Be sure to remember to double jump to avoid certain attacks.

()-)( MANUAL END )(-()

Based on a True Story.

038 - Cigarettes
008 - Cups of Coffee
005 - Days to Complete
007 - Hours of Sleep
099 - Problems but a sweet Cock Joke ain't one

Love You.



Rated 3 / 5 stars

It was a nice game

but the boss you cant defeat. I was playing shooting and memorizing the pattern for a full ten minutes and I finally died. Not sure if its a glitch or if you just dont want pico to get his dick back.

ItsTheAshtray responds:


yes you can kill him. you need to get him covered in splooj and then deflect one of his knives back at him.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


how does this have such a low score, its hilarious! Kinda hard too!

ItsTheAshtray responds:

i know people are mean


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is the best thing ever!

ItsTheAshtray responds:

have my babies