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Apr 27, 2011 | 3:04 AM EDT

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Hi my name is Arty McArtson, I am a first year art major at the Art Institute of Williamsburg. I just took my first intro to philosophy course last semester, and now I understand everything about the world! Please enjoy my new postmodern piece, Dear Diary. It is a subtle yet poignant criticism of the modern "doggy dog" society we live in. I hope you enjoy it, and, if you don't, it's probably just too deep for you!

WASD and/or arrow keys move in most cases. The mouse is used to look. Other controls are generally specified or obvious.



Rated 4 / 5 stars


Now I feel like a philosophy lesson in school :)
The game itself was funny and interesting but perhaps one day too long.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absolutely Amazing!

Even though it's a little repetitive, it has so much depth that it makes it a game worth trying out! Maybe make more like this, maybe a part 2. Fantastic work!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny yet deep

its good for once and a while for people to go out of their way to break down the world in such a basic and fundamental sense. I love the quotes that are all but true and help to get the point across that u can be a business man/woman or even corporate head and not have to sell yur soul to the devil or if u do u are damned and thats it either by yur own hand or another. I love the unconventional style and dark but true demeanor of this game and the 8 bit retro. please come back and do more!!! :)

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


The funniest part was trying to get the character up the stairs, which I apparently fail miserably at. Good game, though

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

A Just As Shitty Review

I like how in this game, you play as a self-aware/self loathing corporate sellout who everyone hates, including his own family. He goes to work for a company that literally gets away with murder, and contemplates about killing himself, and when he goes to kill himself, its one of those shadow clone fights. And if he loses, it because he "contemplated on his life." What I find interesting though is that I think this guy's life is common amongst the typical yuppie family that runs the country... Into the ground.

Other things I noticed that truly make this game the parody it is. I noticed that the diary claims that everyday is the same day, even so that something different pops up in the background. Then there's 8 bit style and references to Mario and Sonic for no other purpose than shouting out "HEY! THESE WERE GAMES FROM MY CHILDHOOD! MY GENERATION YO!" And then there are those numerous quotes (Possible miscredited too) that "try" to add an air of meaningfulness, but just fog the thing up with more pretentiousness. Also the deliberately awkward controls like in the innocent bystander shooter sequences. The game even lampshades the awkward controls by having your character fall down the stairs comically if he doesn't look up/down properly. Then there's absurd stuff like that giant head that was probably thrown in there just to be "postmodern."

The interesting thing about it is that I actually like some art games on this site. I agree with the statement you wrote explaining how the recent "flixel" software has encouraged people to not put as much effort into making their games. Yet, they think if they make the plot confusing or obscurantist then, GASP! It will have a deeper meaning! Some of the art games I've actually enjoyed here was stuff like "Depict1", "Free Will", "Psychosomnium"(Which was just fun, once you learned to work it.) , and "K.O.L.M."(which while I didn't find that deep, I brought out an emotional response from me). Then there's stuff that straddles the line like "One Chance" which I admit brought out an emotional response from me enough to make me nuke my hard drive of saved data from NG to get a good ending, yet, I feel as if it did not have to do that. But if there was one "garbage art game" I bet you've played or have heard of, is "Why This?" Which as I sum it up, "The tale of a drunken hillbilly finding out he killed his wife, and then killing himself. Told with 8-bit graphics". I'm not kidding, there were noticeable typos and one of the achievements is awarded to you if you wait two hours or something. I just opened up another tab and read interesting articles from tvTropes and Cracked for that one.

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PsychoPop responds:

I'll have to check some of those games you mentioned out. Thanks for the review!