Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.23 / 5.00 14,035 ViewsHi my name is Arty McArtson, I am a first year art major at the Art Institute of Williamsburg. I just took my first intro to philosophy course last semester, and now I understand everything about the world! Please enjoy my new postmodern piece, Dear Diary. It is a subtle yet poignant criticism of the modern "doggy dog" society we live in. I hope you enjoy it, and, if you don't, it's probably just too deep for you!
WASD and/or arrow keys move in most cases. The mouse is used to look. Other controls are generally specified or obvious.
Reviews
Rated 4 / 5 stars May 2, 2011
Wow
I'm feeling the bitterness. What did art games do to you?
"(I Fell In Love With) The Majesty of Colors" punched me in the dick and then kicked me while I was on the ground in the fetal position.
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 2, 2011
Thanks
The only complain i'll have is that it's way better and enjoyable than most of art game. Ok, story is confusing, shitty and incoherent. Controls are sometime terrible (shoot phase) and punishing (stairs ...). But still, the sight system is quite fun and esthetic.
I had more fun than playing "Loved" and i could find more meaning in this parody than the said game.
All of this make it a poor "shitty art game" IMHO. Not shitty enough !
Rated 4 / 5 stars May 2, 2011
Funny
Now I feel like a philosophy lesson in school :)
The game itself was funny and interesting but perhaps one day too long.
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 2, 2011
Absolutely Amazing!
Even though it's a little repetitive, it has so much depth that it makes it a game worth trying out! Maybe make more like this, maybe a part 2. Fantastic work!!
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 2, 2011
Funny yet deep
its good for once and a while for people to go out of their way to break down the world in such a basic and fundamental sense. I love the quotes that are all but true and help to get the point across that u can be a business man/woman or even corporate head and not have to sell yur soul to the devil or if u do u are damned and thats it either by yur own hand or another. I love the unconventional style and dark but true demeanor of this game and the 8 bit retro. please come back and do more!!! :)