Score: 8
"You Were Wrong"
date: October 14, 2002
Dear Frank, Billy, or Whatever Your Name Is:
You were wrong: I saw this one before I saw 1 and 2 and it was much funnier the first time around because the viewer is left to imagine the connection between the bird and Steve Camps. It was funny as shit the first time I saw it. Now that I get the story, and saw the other ones, I have a question:
Exactly what in the fuck was that thing doing? Was that thing supposed to be a penis? Was that bird fucking him in the ass? Why the hell would a bird fuck a reporter in the ass? Oh and "caca" in Spanish is "mierda".
Overall this was a good laugh.
- Isep
Author's Response:
Dear jamy_hamy, hamy_jamy, or Isep whatever YOUR name is:
Thanks for finding this amusing. It sorta was supposed to be funny yet sad at the same time, since it is the end of the Steve Camps series.
To answer your questions:
Yes that is a penis. If you do a search for Edmund McMillen in the portal thing and click on the Bird Watching movies, you will see where the bird came from. The story is, in the first one, Steve is reporting on a school shooting in CA. The bird wanders onto the scene and precedes to give Steve a little FDA. Second one, Steve is at home sleeping in his bed where he thinks he is safe. But he has a nightmare about the bird and when he wakes he finds the bird in bed with him. This one, after the bird is gone, he realizes he really loves the bird (for some reason) and wants to be back with him. And he is watching the tape of the school shooting report. And wishes the bird was back. He is so depressed he kills himself. TEH EDN!