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It's the latest breakthrough in modern medical transportation!

Created for the April 2011 newgrounds Game Jam

TEAM "FUFFY NOGGINS"
CODE: Moonkey
Background Art: Zeedox
Music/Sound: Zstriefel
Props/cutscenes/UI: Jazza

Reviews


ErichoEricho

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Don't call them cripples

This was fairly enjoyable and the only thing I really did not like was how this game was so hard! The funniest thing is that it is rather humorous to see those old people get killed. Hey, it's a lot better than the Segway game where you deliberatedly beat up old people. I love how silly they look as they fly through the air. Strategy is everything in this game and it's also great how so many people contributed to this. The sounds are great, especially the bouncing ones.

It's the best game in the series I've played so far, even if it is only my second one. I like how the music is so cheery. Hey, I have played a ton of games that had a far darker theme. It's interesting how JAZZA, the artist, received top billing for this. I was a bit confused as to how I launched it, but I just had to press the "Go" button.



TheMastermario22TheMastermario22

Rated 5 / 5 stars

haha nice!

This is a great game jazza! Very creative and epic! Really enjoyed it! :) Keep em coming mister! >:C


Jazza responds:

i'm only 1/4th of the team, and we thank you for your review ;)


SpikeVallentineSpikeVallentine

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow, i like SupaKamikazi's review.

Very interesting man.

Man I read "Skill - Toss" and I was like o.o ! Reallllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? A distance game????? hah!!!!! Then i click "play" and saw how original it was.

Toss Game combined with Level Editor. Never seen that before.

Good job Greg Bartlett. Good Job Zach Striefel. Good Job Jazza. Good job Matthew Stradwick. You 4 brave men did triumphantly in making a game about "tossing old people across a map".

I also enjoyed how he said "They were going to die anyway". heheheh

Well Greg Bartlett, Zach Striefel, Jazza, and Matthew Stradwick? Hope ya'll had an unforgettable adventure, learned many things and improved your skills.

P.S. Your handicap SUCKKKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!! "Players character can not move" is the worst handicap ever!!!! Say good bye to player immersion!


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Jazza responds:

hehe thanks for the awesome review, i thought it was a dumb handicap at first but it resulted in this and i think its a really funny game so, not a bad handicap after all :)


dastresseddessertsdastresseddesserts

Rated 5 / 5 stars

AWESOME

one of the best games on NewGrounds



SupaKamiKaziSupaKamiKazi

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A sad reality that we face today

It is certainly a sad world when you have firefighters who won't put out a fire just because it is one house out of their allotted area, police who would rather taze first and ask questions later regardless of your physical health, and doctors who refuse to give respectful service if you don't have insurance.

These are all important issues, and I thank you for bringing abuse from big pharma into the public eye.

Originality:7.5
polish(did I spell that correct?):12.5


Jazza responds:

i'm honored you think this was made as a political statement, but 75% of the creation team of this game live in countries other then USA where our health and safety services are very well organized, and we had no intention of making such a statement. We'll pretend that was our intention! thanks for the review!