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Cripple Cannon

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Apr 18, 2011 | 4:57 AM EDT

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Author Comments

It's the latest breakthrough in modern medical transportation!

Created for the April 2011 newgrounds Game Jam

CODE: Moonkey
Background Art: Zeedox
Music/Sound: Zstriefel
Props/cutscenes/UI: Jazza



Rated 5 / 5 stars

cool game

Really enjoyed it, although you seem to have a small bug, as the last two cutscenes become available before finishing the corresponding stage, as soon as you complete the 2nd level of each phase, no biggie, really just a heads up.

More levels would be nice also, or maybe even a map editor or something like that :)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

As HILARIOUS and fun as this game is....

I'm somewhat concerned about the public's viewpoint on this game.

Word of this game will get out for it's soon to be popularity, but it will also bring out the worst in people who can't find humor in life.

You know what I'm talking about. Fox has done bull-sh** new blurbs about a couple of games and how 'offensive' they are to the public.

For people being handicap, this game might appear offensive. To the elderly, well...I doubt they even know how to use the internet.

Still, probably nothing to be really concerned about, it's all in humorous fun.

The game's mechanics are incredible! It's a fun little puzzle game by trial and error.

For a possible future SmartPhone App...make it like this why don't cha?

*(As the intentions of the game are to transport elderly and handicapped people to the ER during strained time...they should use dummies.)

You are only allowed so many dummies per level before making your final trail.

I'm addicted to this like Angry Birds man! This game is FUN!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

this game nearly crippled me!

i was laughing so damn hard through most of it, i thought i was gonna be left crippled from it. XD

shooting old people out of a cannon and bouncing them around, shooting them into walls and off trampolines... this is definitely a funny game!

also, i like the camera feature, its nice taking funny pictures. :P

experimenting with the items was pretty fun, though my favorite is probably the urban neighborhood, i liked those items the best.

hope to see more games like this from you, the cutscenes were very funny as well. :D

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good Game

The game was good, but i found earlier levels to be harder then the last 3 and it could of been a little longer


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Excellent Gameplay

Challenging, amusing, and the ability to take photos of your geriatrics hitting stuff is pretty cool. Wish more games had that.

Could have been a bit longer, and possibly some form of template showing where your stuff is going to push the old guy would be good, but those are all nice-to-haves.

All up, excellent game.