Friday night... WHAT SHOULD WE DO?? Let's go out to the club!
Hold on - I hate clubs. The club scene really targets that delicate balance between hating yourself and actually killing yourself. Let's see:
First you stand in a line while a fat bouncer stands at the door (gluttony).
Then you pay this fat man $10 or so (greed).
You see a bunch of thug looking guys who think they're the shit (pride)
Nasty people touching each each other in a weird lazy sex rubbing dance (sloth and lust)
You end up wishing you were better looking (envy)
Some guy tries to fight you towards the end of the night (wrath)
You go home sad and masturbate (not a sin)
To better help explain the situation watch the video!