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Apr 13, 2011 | 11:54 AM EDT
  • Weekly Users' Choice April 19, 2011
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Author Comments

Fernando's back with another dangerously erotic musical romp designed to impregnate your ears with his web seed.

At first he was concerned that singing about his hideously erogenous way of life would influence the more impressionable among his slavering fans to follow in his footsteps, but over time he became confident that it will be obvious upon first viewing that there can only be one Manwhore and that his is a hard life filled with beautiful women, loose bags of change and vast quantities of yoghurt.

Even though Fernando is a man of legendary skill and ability, he could not have made this film without the help of a Newgrounds sponsorship, so thankyou Newgrounds from the bottom of my manheart.



Rated 5 / 5 stars October 15, 2011


the ULTIMATE man-whore. great singer

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Rated 5 / 5 stars October 22, 2011


Oh my god! Too much senselessness...


Rated 5 / 5 stars April 13, 2011

Best Song ever <3

Sexual-Lobster you are awesome man. Keep up the great work man.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars July 21, 2011

I want to stop but...

Raptor jesus would not understand. So round and round goes the goodness, taking no consideration the slow decay that is my life!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars April 14, 2011

Goosemans' voice...


Fernando, your father loves Hernando more... /shrug

Keep up the good work!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

hernando could juggle, fernando couldn't. that's all it took...