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Apr 13, 2011 | 11:54 AM EDT
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Fernando's back with another dangerously erotic musical romp designed to impregnate your ears with his web seed.

At first he was concerned that singing about his hideously erogenous way of life would influence the more impressionable among his slavering fans to follow in his footsteps, but over time he became confident that it will be obvious upon first viewing that there can only be one Manwhore and that his is a hard life filled with beautiful women, loose bags of change and vast quantities of yoghurt.

Even though Fernando is a man of legendary skill and ability, he could not have made this film without the help of a Newgrounds sponsorship, so thankyou Newgrounds from the bottom of my manheart.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

This Whore sure has some renown!

I'd love to sit on his throne

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

"His quest about crack, his father, or a dollar?"

3 Strong Points: Catchy creepy song, Spreads the belief in Raptor Jesus, Goes well with yogurt; which, by the way, really works if you spice it with crack. Put Fernando's thong in Ebay, I'd buy it! \o/


Rated 5 / 5 stars


how did you think of creating gooseman and fernando


Rated 5 / 5 stars


One of the best parts of this entire song is...pretty much the rhymes, because after dance of the man-whore I really thought you couldn't have done better.
You've outwhored yourselves.
Also, that Goose-man solo is the best, whoa?

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

nothing is more satisfying than outwhoring myself


Rated 5 / 5 stars


raptor jesus is my lord too

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