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Quest of the Manwhore

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Apr 13, 2011 | 11:54 AM EDT
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Author Comments

Fernando's back with another dangerously erotic musical romp designed to impregnate your ears with his web seed.

At first he was concerned that singing about his hideously erogenous way of life would influence the more impressionable among his slavering fans to follow in his footsteps, but over time he became confident that it will be obvious upon first viewing that there can only be one Manwhore and that his is a hard life filled with beautiful women, loose bags of change and vast quantities of yoghurt.

Even though Fernando is a man of legendary skill and ability, he could not have made this film without the help of a Newgrounds sponsorship, so thankyou Newgrounds from the bottom of my manheart.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


I'm positive this just made my life. I love you.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Speaks to my inner-manwhore.

What can I say? The concept and execution are both unique and brilliantly well-done. The song's catchy, of an appropriate length, full of comedic genius, and contains such rough, bold, down-and-dirty lyrics that seem to leave an impression of awe as well as a gritty, mind-bending stereotype that is the manwhore.

Not only that, but the animated content synced with the juicy, soft-spoken and seemingly innocent-sounding wordplay is oh-so beautiful. This is one of the few Flash songs that have gripped me with an intense urge to immediately download and play constantly. Incredible work!

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks v much! we all have a tiny manwhore inside of us, struggling to get out.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

so awsome that

Rainbow Robot Ninjas that have tea in Pepermint Caremel Bubblegum Forest doesn't even come close to this

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


I just got pregnant.

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

dna test please.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh, Fernando...

Your secret to make the crabs go away is probably the fact that you praise Raptor Jesus who only requires as sacrifice the love women should give you after nights of pleasure in your company and a bit of your yoghurt. The price for crab repelling powers is high, but it is worth it if you are a legend like yourself, Fernando.

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

hmm, interesting interpretation, i'll buy that.