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I'm not saying Australia is a bad place, it's just that I went there once and got leprosy and died.
This animation is for comedy purposes only. I love Australia and all of it's colourful wildlife and friendly locals.
anyone else think if any of these creatures existed we would be extinct? Or damn well close.
FUS RO DAH!!!!
sweet god, its true... when i came over here and married my wife, i expected to have a nice, normal wedding. Not here. OOoooooh no. they don't tell you that when you meet the wildlife, you EAT the wildlife.
i've tasted emu, kangaroo, crocodile, koala, dingo, lizard. The human was pretty hard to catch, but by gum, we got him and ate him too. tasty critter, but fought like mad to keep us from eating him.
oh, by the way folks, he forgot the drop-bears, bird-eating spiders, croca-bears, and the infamous chuck norris eating birds (all of which are true... well, except the chuck norris eating bird. that i made up)
Having visited there, and heard the warnings my family told me, this commercial leaves a few important things out. Like the EXPLODING GUM TREES.
But yeah. 10/10 for Electric Scissor Bees and Death Spiders.
... Hmh ...
. . . Kids, time to pack up. WE'RE GOING TO AUSTRALIA!
What to expect when you're expecting (an acceptance letter)
Some magic frog BEATS!
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