Hello boys and girls. Allow me to regal you with a tale, nay, even a legend of the most legendary man. Rob Thundakill. He was the shining light of everything good in the world. Women loved him, men envied him, and terrorists shuttered at the sound of his name. This is a tribute to him. Nothing can do his story justice, but maybe this will help to scratch the surface of Americas greatest hero.
All the instructions are in-game. Hope you enjoy!
Also thanks to ShearArtAttack and Bees for being kool kids.