A series based on the classic NES game, Kid Icarus!
It's the International Moron Patrol!
A security guard is trapped in a bunker, with a strange creature crawling around.
In this rejected commercial, Dante explains why you should buy a copy of Mar-- er-- what, sh-- uh-- hey but i-- uhh--
Sorry we're late to the party!
No just kidding, we're remorseless.
ZOMG thanks for front page!!
I really didn't WANT to, but if other people are gonna keep putting this on YouTube then I might as well do it myself, so HERE IT IS,
It honestly looks and sounds better on Newgrounds though, hurr hurr