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Score:

rated 3.70 / 5 stars

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Adventure - Point 'n Click

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1: This makes poop look good.
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3: Not bad. In fact… I like it!
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Credits & Info

Design Mockery
Programming RainbowCemetery

Uploaded: Apr 1, 2011 | 3:05 AM EDT
File Info: Game; 452.7 kb

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Medals

Good Decision 5 Points Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

I Like Betty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Antisocial Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Guilty Conscience Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

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Author Comments

WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE OFFICE!

THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2011. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!

WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU HATE CORPORATE OFFICES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!

USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE OFFICE AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BEST GAME EVER MADE.