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Good Decision 5 Points Decide to play the game.
Disco Inferno 10 Points Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Impatient 10 Points Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Table Groper 10 Points Try to grab all the tables.
Carpet Thief 25 Points Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Oblivious 25 Points Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead 50 Points Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
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Author Comments

WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE OFFICE!

THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2011. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!

WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU HATE CORPORATE OFFICES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!

USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE OFFICE AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BEST GAME EVER MADE.

Reviews


PurpleMudkipPurpleMudkip

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 3, 2011

excellent

The only thing that could make this game better is a big top hat. Really.


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Arko326Arko326

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2011

Breathtaking.

At first I was skeptical, but immediately proven wrong as the game's incredible blotchy graphics unfolded. The point-and-click commands came with so many options, I had to see, touch, and talk to everything. And who can forget the classic finger-snapping tunes of silence while Mr. Dinosaur taps his feet from one room to the next? Lastly, the difficulty of this game is impressive, as some people willingly gave up and posted reviews that they were stuck.

No room for complaints here. You genius, you.


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Raptor-LlamaRaptor-Llama

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2011

A true modern masterpiece

The grace, style, and overall feel of this fine piece of interactive entertainment are beyond good. It is beyond words to describe, so let me simply state that this outclasses all other games, including Deus Ex, which was previously impossible. But, alas, you pulled it off.

Bravo.


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FoodDieFoodDie

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2011

lol

i now know not to take a black mans glasses ever again!(hint don't)
haha april 1st


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stuffstuff000stuffstuff000

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2011

REVIEW IN CIVIC DUTY:

THIS WAS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE, EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD. I GOT THE MEDAL AND GLADLY PINNED IT ON MYSELF IN PRIDE OF THIS GAME. THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE BECAUSE I LIKE DINOSAURS AND I HATE CORPORATE OFFICES. I ALSO LIKE IT BECAUSE I LIKE GAMES. I BLED MY HEART OUT WITH THAT MEDAL THAT WAS PINNED VERY DEEP INSIDE. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE AUTHOR FOR THE TIME THAT HE SPENT ON THE BEST GAME EVER MADE.
SCORE IN REVIEW: 10/10 SCORE IN SUBMISSION VOTE THING: 5/5
THIS HAS BEEN A REVIEW IN CIVIC DUTY.


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