The Best Game Ever Made
- Score:
- rated 3.70 / 5 stars
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- 168,808 Views
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- Genre:
- Adventure - Point 'n Click
- adventure
- office
- dinosaur
- t-rex
Credits & Info
- Uploaded
- Apr 1, 2011 | 3:05 AM EDT
- File Info
- Game
- 452.7 kb
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Author Comments
WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE OFFICE!
THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2011. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!
WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.
YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU HATE CORPORATE OFFICES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!
USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE OFFICE AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BEST GAME EVER MADE.
Reviews
Rated 1 / 5 stars April 1, 2011
I'm aware this game is not serious...
But for the love of God, I find doing Algebra II more fun than this, and I hate algebra. I mean come on, I don't like getting called stupid for trying to actually do something! Oh look, I picked up a pencil! Too bad I can't find anything to do with it! The path through this game is, needless to say, hard to find. I'm usually pretty good with point and click games, but after spending 15 mins trying to find what I should do, I finally gave up. It's not worth the trouble. Nice try guys. 1/5 2/10
Rated 1 / 5 stars March 2, 2012
lame )=<
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars January 22, 2012
Yeah no.
i dont need criticism when playing a game how bout the worst game ever yeah.
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars April 1, 2011
this sucks!
sorry but is too bad to be "the best game ever made"
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars March 19, 2012
Pfffftttt best game ever? It's a dinosaur! I give you half a star because you can make games!