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Apr 1, 2011 | 3:05 AM EDT

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Good Decision 5 Points Decide to play the game.
Disco Inferno 10 Points Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Impatient 10 Points Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Table Groper 10 Points Try to grab all the tables.
Carpet Thief 25 Points Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Oblivious 25 Points Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead 50 Points Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
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Author Comments

WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE OFFICE!

THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2011. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!

WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU HATE CORPORATE OFFICES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!

USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE OFFICE AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BEST GAME EVER MADE.

Reviews


jjthecoolguyjjthecoolguy

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars January 24, 2014

How the HELL can you win it in only two damn minutes?!



BiningonzamaldagooBiningonzamaldagoo

Rated 2 / 5 stars March 5, 2012

Alright, I know you were joking on this on... right?



cheeserobotcheeserobot

Rated 2 / 5 stars June 5, 2011

meh

i dont really life it that much



SimonKhanSimonKhan

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars April 1, 2011

...

Do we realy need to say anything else? I mean.... this is boring, mosely bad made, no real jock just some retard little thing who could be funny if i whas 3 year old... Seriusly i mosely don't like to say bad thing about a artist cause i know those flash can take a lot of time and ask a lot of energie and effort but... this thing is crap, simply crap, and say thas this is the best game of 2011 is or a order bad 3 year old jock or simply a stupide like to trie to got people play it. This is the best game of -100 000 maybie... but mosely thas all...



kakalxlaxkakalxlax

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars April 1, 2011

justo to borring

and for the record empire earth 1 is the best game ever