Strike Force Heroes 2
The explosive sequel to the hit game Strike Force Heroes!
3.96 / 5.00 9,772 ViewsObsolescence
Defeat the enormous mechanical beasts--and become one of them.
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WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE OFFICE!
THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2011. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!
WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.
YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU HATE CORPORATE OFFICES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!
USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE OFFICE AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BEST GAME EVER MADE.
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2011
Bob, I grabbed your glasses.
Wait, what? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Haha, epic.
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2011
Man I died!
if you take the dude in the offices glasses you die because hes got lazer powers being held behind them (and snakes too.. apparently)
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2011
Motherfucking snakes......
.... is what Samuel L. Jackson might've said about this but I loved it !
It's a pure streak of sheer awesome all the way !
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2011
Best. Game. Ever.
I didn't know Chuck Norris knew how to program games.
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2011
Cool
This game is really awesome. I especially like the pixely look of it. Keep it up!